THIS IS A JOKE NOT RULES!!!

THIS IS A JOKE NOT RULES ITS A PARODY!

Love updates? Download 200 of them.

Love Alienware? Switch to DELL.

Love games? u can't play them on a mac.

Love Flash? It isn't supported.

Love touch screen displays on laptops? This is not Microsoft this is Apple.

Love headphone jacks? We don't have them.

Love Steam? This is paper,not a computer.

Love netscape? This is it.

Love jokes? Not allowed.

Love Windows live messenger? Switch to AIM.

MADE BY SAM 2023 last updated at 20:11 25.4